random couples

is it me, or are there some random couples popping up in the media? i mean, call it being grossed out, call it jealousy, but katie holmes is sleeping with OUR childhood crush. i mean, tommy, aren't you just a little grossed out that she probably had the same "top gun" poster on her wall that we all had?

brad pitt and angelina jolie. poor jennifer.

oh, and in breaking news, jay's fraternity brother that came to visit about a year ago and was heartbroken about some model has now broken michelle tanner's, oh, i mean ashley olsen's heart. in this case i go by the same theory. how can someone who watched full house as a child actually date one of those alien babies? too funny. jay has some random college friends!